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<option>{{Story|{{Story/TTOTT Covers}}|[[Lights! Camera! Gangbang!]]|Director Howie Harland has a problem, and she's a blonde. The ditzy little wannabe starlet that the talent agency sent over for his latest piece, Jungle Safari Princess, is a toon with a body so sinfully appealing that he can't direct without ice down his pants. Aspiring actress Nicolette Inque has a problem, and it's three anthros who are each twice her size. If she wants to nail this audition, she's going to have to go along with the script, squeeze herself into a tight costume, and then let all three squeeze themselves into her tight holes. Bruno, King, and Zeus don't have a problem with any of this.}}</option>
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<option>{{Story|{{Story/TTOTT Covers}}|[[Lights! Camera! Gangbang!]]|Nicolette Inque is on the set of ''Jungle Safari Princess'', the latest schlock production from director Howie Harland, with three massive and lecherous co-stars looking to put her talent to the test. This could be Howie's greatest flick in the making, provided he can keep enough ice down his slacks to concentrate on directing.}}</option>
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<option>{{Story|{{Story/TTOTT Covers}}|[[Star of the Silver Scream!]]|When Nicolette accidentally sneaks onto a movie set, she catches a glimpse of famous movie star Adonis Valanche, a monstrous yeti with nevertheless a refined and cultured attitude. But when this classically trained veteran actor gets approached by the wide-eyed young toon, and gets an eyeful of her alluring body, the monster takes over. It's back to his trailer for a little champagne and seduction... at least until she wiggles her hips in front of him, sending him into a bestial frenzy that leaves poor Nicolette dazed, drenched, but happily satisfied.}}</option>
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<option>{{Story|{{Story/TTOTT Covers}}|[[Star of the Silver Scream!]]|Adonis Valanche is a terrifying monster on the big screen, but a dignified veteran actor when the camera stops rolling. But can this yeti manage to keep his cool when he encounters a dazzled fan named Nicolette Inque? Her innocent eagerness, and his lustful appetites, swiftly earn her an invitation to his trailer!}}</option>
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<option>{{Story|[[File:Poster 3 TTOTT.png|220px|right|link=]]|[[The Long Knot Goodbye!]]|Private detective Michigan Mutt, formerly a villain in the black and white era of cartoons but now retired from showbiz, has his slow day interrupted by a ditzy dame sauntering into his office. Nicolette Inque wants him to look into the artist who supposedly drew her, Rutherford Bartlett, who mysteriously disappeared without a trace before she had a chance to meet him. But Michigan only works for $200 a day (plus expenses) and the struggling starlet is light on cash. Luckily for her, she's got an ass worth at least that much, and Michigan's more than happy to take his pay by taking advantage.}}</option>
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<option>{{Story|[[File:Poster 3 TTOTT.png|220px|right|link=]]|[[The Long Knot Goodbye!]]|There's not much work for a toon who never went to color, but former screen villain Michigan Mutt now makes a living as a private eye. His rates are $200 a day (plus expenses), even if the job is simply looking into a missing animator. But when ditzy dame Nicolette Inque admits she's strapped for cash, an alternative payment method soon presents itself.}}</option>
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<option>{{Story|{{Story/TTOTT Covers}}|[[The Toon from Another World!]]|Phoebe Deimos has it all: fame, fortune, and her very own gang of flunkies that she grew in a vat. But she also has the paranoid thought that someday she might lose it all to the next cute, busty actress who comes along. Convinced that Nicolette is going to dethrone her from her position as the number one box office bombshell, she sends out the Gray Gang to abduct the poor little toon and film some creative blackmail material with the help of an overly-friendly tentacle beast by the name of Sebastian. But Phoebe's plans all seem to backfire in the end, especially when she trusts the finer points to a bunch of substandard clones.}}</option>
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<option>{{Story|{{Story/TTOTT Covers}}|[[The Toon from Another World!]]|Martian superstar Phoebe Deimos is always on the lookout for the next big thing in Hollywood — so she can put an end to their career before it starts. Paranoia? Maybe, but she's got no intention of losing her position as the number one box office bombshell to ''anyone''. Not even to aspiring toon starlet Nicolette Inque! The real question is, can Phoebe's bumbling flunkies pull off what should be a simple blackmail job?}}</option>
 
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Latest revision as of 11:18, 30 August 2022

The Long Knot Goodbye!
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There's not much work for a toon who never went to color, but former screen villain Michigan Mutt now makes a living as a private eye. His rates are $200 a day (plus expenses), even if the job is simply looking into a missing animator. But when ditzy dame Nicolette Inque admits she's strapped for cash, an alternative payment method soon presents itself.

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