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| − | <option>{{Story|TTOTT|[[Lights! Camera! Gangbang!]]|Director Howie Harland has a problem, and she's a blonde. The ditzy little wannabe starlet that the talent agency sent over for his latest piece, Jungle Safari Princess, is a toon with a body so sinfully appealing that he can't direct without ice down his pants. Aspiring actress Nicolette Inque has a problem, and it's three anthros who are each twice her size. If she wants to nail this audition, she's going to have to go along with the script, squeeze herself into a tight costume, and then let all three squeeze themselves into her tight holes. Bruno, King, and Zeus don't have a problem with any of this.}}</option> | + | <option>{{Story|{{Story/TTOTT Covers}}|[[Lights! Camera! Gangbang!]]|Director Howie Harland has a problem, and she's a blonde. The ditzy little wannabe starlet that the talent agency sent over for his latest piece, Jungle Safari Princess, is a toon with a body so sinfully appealing that he can't direct without ice down his pants. Aspiring actress Nicolette Inque has a problem, and it's three anthros who are each twice her size. If she wants to nail this audition, she's going to have to go along with the script, squeeze herself into a tight costume, and then let all three squeeze themselves into her tight holes. Bruno, King, and Zeus don't have a problem with any of this.}}</option> |
| − | <option>{{Story|TTOTT|[[Star of the Silver Scream!]]|When Nicolette accidentally sneaks onto a movie set, she catches a glimpse of famous movie star Adonis Valanche, a monstrous yeti with nevertheless a refined and cultured attitude. But when this classically trained veteran actor gets approached by the wide-eyed young toon, and gets an eyeful of her alluring body, the monster takes over. It's back to his trailer for a little champagne and seduction... at least until she wiggles her hips in front of him, sending him into a bestial frenzy that leaves poor Nicolette dazed, drenched, but happily satisfied.}}</option> | + | <option>{{Story|{{Story/TTOTT Covers}}|[[Star of the Silver Scream!]]|When Nicolette accidentally sneaks onto a movie set, she catches a glimpse of famous movie star Adonis Valanche, a monstrous yeti with nevertheless a refined and cultured attitude. But when this classically trained veteran actor gets approached by the wide-eyed young toon, and gets an eyeful of her alluring body, the monster takes over. It's back to his trailer for a little champagne and seduction... at least until she wiggles her hips in front of him, sending him into a bestial frenzy that leaves poor Nicolette dazed, drenched, but happily satisfied.}}</option> |
| − | <option>{{Story|TTOTT|[[The Long Knot Goodbye!]]|Private detective Michigan Mutt, formerly a villain in the black and white era of cartoons but now retired from showbiz, has his slow day interrupted by a ditzy dame sauntering into his office. Nicolette Inque wants him to look into the artist who supposedly drew her, Rutherford Bartlett, who mysteriously disappeared without a trace before she had a chance to meet him. But Michigan only works for $200 a day (plus expenses) and the struggling starlet is light on cash. Luckily for her, she's got an ass worth at least that much, and Michigan's more than happy to take his pay by taking advantage.}}</option> | + | <option>{{Story|[[File:Poster 3 TTOTT.png|220px|right|link=]]|[[The Long Knot Goodbye!]]|Private detective Michigan Mutt, formerly a villain in the black and white era of cartoons but now retired from showbiz, has his slow day interrupted by a ditzy dame sauntering into his office. Nicolette Inque wants him to look into the artist who supposedly drew her, Rutherford Bartlett, who mysteriously disappeared without a trace before she had a chance to meet him. But Michigan only works for $200 a day (plus expenses) and the struggling starlet is light on cash. Luckily for her, she's got an ass worth at least that much, and Michigan's more than happy to take his pay by taking advantage.}}</option> |
| − | <option>{{Story|TTOTT|[[The Toon from Another World!]]|Phoebe Deimos has it all: fame, fortune, and her very own gang of flunkies that she grew in a vat. But she also has the paranoid thought that someday she might lose it all to the next cute, busty actress who comes along. Convinced that Nicolette is going to dethrone her from her position as the number one box office bombshell, she sends out the Gray Gang to abduct the poor little toon and film some creative blackmail material with the help of an overly-friendly tentacle beast by the name of Sebastian. But Phoebe's plans all seem to backfire in the end, especially when she trusts the finer points to a bunch of substandard clones.}}</option> | + | <option>{{Story|{{Story/TTOTT Covers}}|[[The Toon from Another World!]]|Phoebe Deimos has it all: fame, fortune, and her very own gang of flunkies that she grew in a vat. But she also has the paranoid thought that someday she might lose it all to the next cute, busty actress who comes along. Convinced that Nicolette is going to dethrone her from her position as the number one box office bombshell, she sends out the Gray Gang to abduct the poor little toon and film some creative blackmail material with the help of an overly-friendly tentacle beast by the name of Sebastian. But Phoebe's plans all seem to backfire in the end, especially when she trusts the finer points to a bunch of substandard clones.}}</option> |
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Revision as of 02:11, 12 August 2022
Phoebe Deimos has it all: fame, fortune, and her very own gang of flunkies that she grew in a vat. But she also has the paranoid thought that someday she might lose it all to the next cute, busty actress who comes along. Convinced that Nicolette is going to dethrone her from her position as the number one box office bombshell, she sends out the Gray Gang to abduct the poor little toon and film some creative blackmail material with the help of an overly-friendly tentacle beast by the name of Sebastian. But Phoebe's plans all seem to backfire in the end, especially when she trusts the finer points to a bunch of substandard clones.
