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<p>Created page with &quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;Jolyon Weldon McBride&#039;&#039;&#039; is a former writer of advertising jingles and presently a messianic figure for the Righteous Church of the Unrevealed Truth, otherwise known as O...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&#039;&#039;&#039;Jolyon Weldon McBride&#039;&#039;&#039; is a former writer of advertising jingles and presently a messianic figure for the Righteous Church of the Unrevealed Truth, otherwise known as [[Opticology]].<br /> <br /> == Backstory ==<br /> <br /> In the aftermath of [[The Big One]], McBride reportedly had a vision from an entity he refers to as &quot;Zintar&quot;, who informed him that what he thought of as &quot;reality&quot; was a lie, and the only way to push back the veil and perceive the &#039;&#039;true&#039;&#039; reality was regular payments of $29.99, all major credit cards accepted, don&#039;t delay - act now! Since then, with the help of some very catchy jingles, McBride has become a multi-billionaire.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Characters|McBride, J. Weldon]][[Category:Humans|McBride, J. Weldon]]</div>

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