Appetites Anonymous - Revision history

Nicolette at 18:40, 8 March 2022

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Nicolette at 15:16, 29 April 2020

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Nicolette at 10:44, 8 April 2020

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'''Appetites Anonymous''' is a support group in the [[Hollywood]] area, aimed at helping keep its members from eating people.

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-'''Appetites Anonymous''' ('''AA''') is a support group in the [[Hollywood]] area, aimed at helping keep its members from eating people. Since the alternative is often being shot in the street by the [[LAPD]], it is very popular.
+'''Appetites Anonymous''' ('''AA''') is a support group in the [[Hollywood]] area aimed at helping keep its members from eating people, since indulging in such desires often leads to being shot in the street by the [[LAPD]]. It was founded in [[Hollywood in the 1980s|1981]] by stockbroker Charles D. Bowers as part of an elaborate financial scam, swiftly becoming a legitimate charitable organization after Bowers realized that he had inadvertently allowed upwards of fifty man-eating monsters to know his name and face.
-== The GULP System ==
+== Program ==
-AA endorses the use of a four-step process called the GULP System, to reduce incidents of "inappropriate appetite".
+The actual philosophy behind the program was first mentioned by Bowers before and during his mental breakdown that occurred at the first AA meeting. He opened with a statement that the "sheer number of horrible things" in the Hollywood area that had desires "to eat people, I'm not kidding, swallow people whole like a God-damn snack" had been severely underestimated by everyone, especially him. Sadly, before he could continue with his thoughts, Bowers was interrupted at this point by one of the members of the group clearing their throat. This prompted Bowers to shriek loudly and leave the room in a panic. He was found some two hours later, sobbing in the fetal position in an alley six blocks away.
 * '''G''' - '''Give''' yourself a moment to think.

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	== The GULP System ==		== The GULP System ==

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−	'''Appetites Anonymous''' is a support group in the [[Hollywood]] area, aimed at helping keep its members from eating people.	+	'''Appetites Anonymous''' is a support group in the [[Hollywood]] area, aimed at helping keep its members from eating people. Since the alternative is often being shot in the street by the [[LAPD]], it is very popular.
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		+	== The GULP System ==
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		+	AA endorses the use of a four-step process called the GULP System, to reduce incidents of "inappropriate appetite".
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		+	* '''G''' - '''Give''' yourself a moment to think.
		+	* '''U''' - '''Understand''' that eating people is wrong.
		+	* '''L''' - '''Learn''' from the experience.
		+	* '''P''' - '''Please''' don't eat any more people.

	[[Category:Organizations]]		[[Category:Organizations]]